bowiemyman:

bring it ownn

bowiemyman:

bring it ownn

Quick question. If I were to produce some classic film, pun-based, parody posters, such as ‘12 Angry Hens’ or ‘Poultrygeist’ would you be interested in looking at/buying/laughing at them?

Quick question. If I were to produce some classic film, pun-based, parody posters, such as ‘12 Angry Hens’ or ‘Poultrygeist’ would you be interested in looking at/buying/laughing at them?

fulumpawah:

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Look at his face.

fulumpawah:

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Look at his face.

Tim Vine in the shower.

Who got to see the full footage of Tim Vine in the shower (as seen in part in the dvd extras of Jokamotive) on Tim’s tour manager’s phone because she was out drinking with him and John Archer and Shaun Weager and Omid Djalili and Boothby Graffoe last night? Flipping me.

Tags: tim vine

"Tim Bisley: Life just isn’t like the movies, is it? We’re constantly led to believe in resolution. In the re-establishment of the ideal status quo, and it’s just not true. Happy endings are a myth. Designed to make us feel better about the fact that life is just a thankless struggle."
doaflip:

thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: Just Try to Resist This Duckling
Via Cute Factor.

Too. Fucking. Cute.

doaflip:

thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: Just Try to Resist This Duckling

Via Cute Factor.

Too. Fucking. Cute.

(via doaflip-deactivated20130228)

Have you ever loved someone so much you could dedicate your entire life to making them happy, and yet your life and happiness rest in their hands? It’s scary.

Facepalm.

I tried to impress a man by texting him an interesting fact about myself. Unfortunately, I text him ‘I wish I was a duck’. I WISH I WAS A DUCK. Idiot.

(I don’t know how to reply to replies, so here’s an added note for DoAFlip: Yes, he did reply. He always does. Even though it was 9.30pm he said ‘Good morning’. I think he might be perfect).

(Source: georgeiporgei)

unsocial-socialist:

Now… I’m no conspiracy theorist…BUT 
In Tim Vine’s new DVD release (the aptly titled Jokeamotive) Tim Vine not only appears on stage, but in the audience as well. 
What does this mean for modern humanity? Is it an act of hilarious terrorism?
Also, “Audience Tim” looks slightly older. Is this evidence of time-travel?
Maybe not. But maybe!
We are through the looking glass.  

Right at the end there’s an audience shot, everyone’s clapping and smiling, but Tim’s got his arms folded and looks asleep. The jokey joker.

unsocial-socialist:

Now… I’m no conspiracy theorist…BUT 

In Tim Vine’s new DVD release (the aptly titled Jokeamotive) Tim Vine not only appears on stage, but in the audience as well. 

What does this mean for modern humanity? Is it an act of hilarious terrorism?

Also, “Audience Tim” looks slightly older. Is this evidence of time-travel?

Maybe not. But maybe!

We are through the looking glass.  

Right at the end there’s an audience shot, everyone’s clapping and smiling, but Tim’s got his arms folded and looks asleep. The jokey joker.

Tags: tim vine

discodino:

Veggies make you live forever and they seem to taste much better!

(Source: pterodactylcackle)

raticute:

This had me dying.

raticute:

This had me dying.

(via fuckyeahmst3k)

Tags: mst3k

paulgroom:

The Collaborative Owlculator. Made with 37 of my followers. Everybody chose a calculator button to create!

paulgroom:

The Collaborative Owlculator. Made with 37 of my followers. Everybody chose a calculator button to create!

Laughing, alone, in public.

Laughing, alone, in public.

Tags: Dogs