Who got to see the full footage of Tim Vine in the shower (as seen in part in the dvd extras of Jokamotive) on Tim’s tour manager’s phone because she was out drinking with him and John Archer and Shaun Weager and Omid Djalili and Boothby Graffoe last night? Flipping me.
Have you ever loved someone so much you could dedicate your entire life to making them happy, and yet your life and happiness rest in their hands? It’s scary.
I tried to impress a man by texting him an interesting fact about myself. Unfortunately, I text him ‘I wish I was a duck’. I WISH I WAS A DUCK. Idiot.
(I don’t know how to reply to replies, so here’s an added note for DoAFlip: Yes, he did reply. He always does. Even though it was 9.30pm he said ‘Good morning’. I think he might be perfect).